Seagull's Greetings

I was unexpectedly joined for lunch today by this very persistent seagull. Problem was I was in the car and it was on the hood, watching me, hoping something would come it's way. Kept thinking about those gulls from Finding Nemo. Mine, Mine, Mine. No fries for you birdie.

Is that part of the costume? NO...

A friend asked this of me while Trick or Treating. The princess was dressed as a sweetheart pirate, complete with black fish net stockings. Well she bent over and it was discovered she hadn't put shorts on. She was wearing black underpants with candy corn on them. I can't make this stuff up, really.